Peter Lefcourt

Princess Di's in love. At last. After Camilla, the lemon peeler, the loo, the cellular phone, and the workout photos, Di's finally found the right guy -- Leonard Schecter, an American commoner with a taste for long-legged women and epic poetry.
During a diplomatic reception at the Togolese Embassy in London, Di and Leonard take one look at other, and their knees go weak. They fall madly in love and carry on a temptestuous affair under the noses of Diana's bodyguards, her inlaws, Princes William and Harry, the world-wide paparazzi and Barbara Walters -- an affair that takes them from The Royal Box at Ascot to a McDondalds franchise in Rancho Cucamonga.
What do princesses really want? You're about to find out, as Di and Leonard take off on a wild, incognito jaunt to freedom, while Scotland Yard, MI6 the FBI and Charles conduct a world-wide search, culminating in a showdown between the Prince of Wales and the only man to ever find the way to the heart of the woman who walked away from the throne of England.
A hilarious odyssey through the world of the madcap royals and their dysfunctional relatives, DI AND I is Cinderella in reverse -- the most unlikely and charming love story since Edward VIII ran off with Wallis Simpson. And a lot funnier.